"If you made all the French fries you ate, you would eat them much less often... The same holds true for fried chicken, chips, cakes, pies, and ice cream. Enjoy these treats as often as you're willing to prepare them - chances are good it won't be every day."
- Michael Pollan
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| Homemade Ice Cream - Dall·e AI |
One would think that the history and invention of ice cream would be relatively straight forward along with having a fun story associated with it. One would also assume that modern refrigeration would need to exist. Naturally the 1950's seems like ripe ice cream invention time and would have an interesting tale, such as:
Invented on a blistering hot summer's night in 1950's Iowa, dairy farmer Herbert I.C. Cream had copious amounts of leftover milk that was destined to spoil so he gave it to his kids to play with (prime 1950's entertainment), one of them, for no reason at all, poured some of the milk into a bucket and started stirring it with a paddle, an hour later this kid ran over to their father excitedly to proudly show them what had come of their impromptu science experiment, a thick substance which became known as cream, they added flavoring to it, threw it in their brand new General Electric freezer and the rest is history, ice cream was born.
Sadly, no such story exists. If you assumed the same assumptions that I did and also thought it had a modern backstory then you can proudly join me in the Wrong Assumptions club. Your membership card will be in the mail after a short 6 to 12 week waiting period. Unless it happens to be a day of the week that ends in "day" then the mailing date will be left as "to be determined" for a day that does not end in "day" which I assume will be at some point in the future.